unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

(via pooblysquoogywoo)

fandomwasteland:

timeywimeyslytherin:

no but imagine

Harry Potter as a tv show

sort of like Game of Thrones

where each season is a book

and each episode is a chapter

everything could be fleshed out

we would have everyone’s back story

and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material

No but i want this so bad its not a joke

seriously don’t toy with my emotions make it so

(via harlequinjane)

cuntology:

elleheart:

Me when someone calls my name….

talk about a perfect hairflip…

cuntology:

elleheart:

Me when someone calls my name….

talk about a perfect hairflip…

(via joshpeck)

(via svveden)

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place 


Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

(via multifandomsexual)

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

(via multifandomsexual)

prismatic-bell:

say-yestospoopyvaginas:

innercheeseburger:

prismaticpuppeteer:

rainaweather:

rorythepond:

rinwolfy:

I hate that they cut this

#this is why she doesn’t like magic #she may have been jealous when she was younger #but we never knew her when she was older and accepted her sister as a witch #she saw the bad in magic whereas everyone else only saw the good #she probably thought if she could keep harry from magic she wouldn’t have to remember losing her sister every time she saw him #she was also bullied by snape using magic when she was younger #it probably killed her to find out snape was one of the people behind her sisters death when lily trusted him so much

Literally nothing good came from magic for Petunia. First Lily being magical meant they were separated like nine months out of the year. Second her sister got married and moved to a magical village. Third, the one other magical person that Petunia knew got her sister killed. The end. 

No no no no no stop it
Stop trying to make me pity/love characters I don’t like

you should be happy to know that a character has depth

Wait when did Snape bully her? I legitimately cannot remember. Was it the tree branch thing because I’m pretty sure that that was accidental magic.

Yeah, a lot of people like to read more into that moment than what’s actually there because it gives them more Hate Snape fodder.

I agree with the bulk of the post, though. Which is why I reblogged.

(via rewiremyheart)

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

image

I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

image

ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(via madamlegolas)

the-art-pimpette:

stormbramble:

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

Can we please stop making tv shows about virgins trying to lose their virginity like it’s a leech upon their life destroying all of their goals and opportunities?

(via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)

YOU KNOW WHEN A MOVIE SERIES MARKED A GENERATION WHEN A POSTER HAS NO TITLE AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT MOVIE IT IS.

rachbrew:

gallifreyantimelady:

christinapotter09:

ptchew:

pompthemoose:

image

I didn’t even realize there wasn’t a title…

I didn’t either. But we didn’t need a title. 

titles are for movies, Harry is a way of life

^

^^

(via madamlegolas)

killbenedictcumberbatch:

robregal:

lookatthewords:

star-lawd-star:

fuck

why do ya’ll make these

I was nowhere NEAR ready for that lol

i knew it but i was still so taken aback by it

(via grumpycakes)

harrypotterdailly:

Harry Potter might be returning x

(via avenginghiddlesheroine)

8yrs:

masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

(via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)